Snag this beastly hoodie to roar about conquering the 2024 Ice Cold Watergate, a brutal day when warriors like you barely survived the travesty of no ice-cold water. While weaklings moaned about scalding water, you stayed stone-cold, ignored the bellyaching, and dominated.

This 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester hoodie (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester) is built for legends—tough, structured, and ready for rugged gear. It’s got 8.0 oz/yd² fabric, smooth air-jet yarn, double-lined hood with drawcord, quarter-turned to skip creases, spandex cuffs and waistband, pouch pocket, and double-stitched seams. Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

Disclaimers: White might look like it’s been through war.