Commemorate the Ice Cold Watergate of 2024 with this memorable shirt—because nothing says 'I survived the shootout' like dodging the horror of slightly tepid H2O. Perfect for those who know the real battle isn’t the targets, it’s the thermostat. Stay safe, stay hydrated, stay sharp.

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee is built tough for the range—structured fit, sharp lines, and ready to pair with your rugged gear. No frills, just grit.

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck/shoulders, double-seam sleeves/hem • Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: • White may look off-white—deal with it. • Natural color has dark speckles, like it should.